“If you’ve recently ended a romantic relationship - press one. If you believe yourself to be suffering from empty nest syndrome - press… you have pressed one ‘ended romantic relationship’. If your friends are tired of hearing you complain and you would like some time to lament your fate please do so after the tone”
Today’s programme features an insert from the awesome Canadian podcast WireTap. If you’re intrigued by the Automated Relationship Replacement Hotline and want to hear about more of their inventions - including a toothpaste dispensing toothbrush, a lie-down toilet, and edible pen tops - or you want to just explore their audio inventiveness we heartily recommend a visit to the WireTap archives. Today’s Short Cuts on splits, rips and break ups can be heard here.